Coffee won't hurt you, research finds
Coffee drinkers, rejoice! The heavenly brew, once deemed harmful to health, is turning out to be, if not quite a health food, at least a low-risk drink, and in many ways a beneficial one. It could protect against diabetes, liver cancer, cirrhosis and Parkinson’s disease.
WOOHOO THERE’S A GREEN LIGHT TO GET FUCKED UP ON CAFFEINE AGAIN TODAY.
I’m just going to mainline this shit now and tell people I’m just engaging in disease prevention.
FUCKYEAHCAFFEINE.
They could come out with a study that claims coffee makes you go blind and grow a vestigal penis and I’d still drink it every day.
I have no idea what vestigial means but I would probably still drink coffee even though it might cause vestigiality and blindness. p.s. I’m sorry for bastardizing your language it’s just that saying things like vestigiality out loud is fun. p.p.s I just checked out what vestigial means. I would still drink coffee.
